so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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