are you so shy because you have an std?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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