**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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