And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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