So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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