There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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