I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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