don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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