haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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