i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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