Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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