When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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