You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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