We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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