How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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