we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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