i just had sex bonerless
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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