he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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