great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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