where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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