3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
There's always time for handjobs
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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