But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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