Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He has the fingertips of a God
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