I just made out with a guy for $7.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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