he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just had sex bonerless
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
