The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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