But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
