Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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