i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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