I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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