no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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