Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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