Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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