He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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