Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
