i don't like sucking hair
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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