I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
and she was petting her beer can
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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