just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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