"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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