His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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