U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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