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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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