Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Even the bartender felt bad for me
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with