If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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