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  Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.

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  That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.

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  (941): Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there. (1-941): That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis. http://tfl.nu/r1u9
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  (313): View more from Michigan

  awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport

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  (313): awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport http://tfl.nu/bmz0
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  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters

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  (918): There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters http://tfl.nu/8485
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him

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  (612): I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him http://tfl.nu/slwx
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  (909): View more from California

  I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine

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  (909): I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine http://tfl.nu/d6oy
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  He made me a period mix..should I back out now?

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  (517): He made me a period mix..should I back out now? http://tfl.nu/pbhi
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??

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  (304): Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away?? http://tfl.nu/5x5i
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  (509): View more from Washington

  walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.

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  (509): walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her. http://tfl.nu/knz9
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?

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  (317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now? http://tfl.nu/j3p5
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  (208): View more from Idaho

  Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room

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  (208): Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room http://tfl.nu/kejm
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  (250): View more from British Columbia

  My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.

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  Aspirations

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  (250): My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him. (1-250): Aspirations http://tfl.nu/oh99
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  (406): View more from Montana

  Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry

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  (406): Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry http://tfl.nu/gx9l
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween

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  (508): Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween http://tfl.nu/vg53
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  (+61): View more from Australia

  I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?

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  (+61): I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence? http://tfl.nu/7wi3
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far

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  (647): In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far http://tfl.nu/x45g
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