my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story