I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days