I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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