You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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