Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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