Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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