Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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