You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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