I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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