I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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