These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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