She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.