You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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