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(337): View more from Louisiana

I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i used baking grease as lip gloss

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(309): View more from Illinois

And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue

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(330): View more from Ohio

Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.

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(478): View more from Georgia

I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it

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(516): View more from New York

Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"

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