He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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