There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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