I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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