If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
no you cant smoke seaweed
She bit a glass in half.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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